December 2011
2 posts
“I know ALL the parents — he better behave himself.”
– re: parental things
“I’m totally OD’ing on chocolate-junk.”
– re: ‘tis the season
September 2011
1 post
“Today’s Thursday, tomorrow is Friday.”
– re: looking forward to the weekend
July 2011
1 post
“She has swagger.”
– re: the cat’s walk
May 2011
3 posts
“If I wasn’t so old, people would think I was pregnant.”
– re: non-baby weight
“Can you help me write a little piece called “Dismantling My Life”?”
– re: poetic injustice
“Why would be want someone else’s wedding stuff as a keepsake? It was fun...”
– re: royal expenditures
April 2011
2 posts
“She’s so teeny-bopper.”
– re: Ke$ha
“Everything is completely and totally out of control.”
– re: life
March 2011
9 posts
“Have you eaten a banana lately?”
– re: nutritional concern
“Celine Dion thinks she’s, like, cat’s ass. I can’t stand her.”
– re: spinster sacrilege
“Don’t kiss any girls you don’t know because you’re going to...”
– re: teenage life lessons 101
“Did the new i-Book-Pad come out, is that why people are so crazy?”
– re: consumer disorientation
“I’m ready for a beer.”
– re: 10:30AM
“It’s supposed to be really good to write with your left hand, to guard...”
– re: right-handed aging paranoia
“Is he trying to be like a girl, this guy?”
– re: Steven Tyler’s wardrobe
“Is that reality show “Desperate Housewives” on today?”
– re: desperate desperation
February 2011
2 posts
“When does this sports-thing end?”
– re: that Superbowl thing
“Where did those boobies come from?”
– re: unexpected pop-up
January 2011
2 posts
“I like my fishnets.”
– re: faaashun
a forward from mom
floor7:
my mom forwarded me an email with a whole series of these types of pictures (plants made with human bodies), thinking it was “artsy”. i just ended up laughing my face off.
December 2010
2 posts
“These are the days before texting.”
– re: The Sound of Music telegram teachings
“Did you superimpose that?”
– re: “Photoshop” suspicion
October 2010
5 posts
“It’s scary tonight, because you don’t know who’s in costume...”
– re: Halloween
“You look too provocative for the subway.”
– re: leggings
“I think I’m just going to drown my sorrows in organizing my sewing basket.”
– re: weeknights
"Love, Loss, and What I Wore"
Go see this with your mum! http://thearistobrat.wordpress.com/2010/10/06/looking-back-on-love-loss-and-what-i-wore/
September 2010
4 posts
“I think someone dropped an iPhone and they’re just looking for it between...”
– re: Elisabeth Hasselback re: Justin Bieber allegedly making out in the backseat of a car
“Don’t DISS me, just REMIND me.”
– re: loss of memory
“You would be dead if you lived on your own.”
– re: my apparent domestic dependency
“Why don’t we vacuum the cat to get the fleas off? I think it’s...”
– re: soon-to-be Sphynx
“Women with tattoos aren’t attractive to men.”
– re: po-tay-to, po-tah-to
August 2010
16 posts
“How did they make her look fat? In the “eat” portion, she’s...”
– re: Eat, Pray, Frump
“Why does everyone look at you, of the male persuasion?”
– re: attractiveness factor TBD
“Sarah Palin — is that the actress?”
– re: “It’s a joke. I said it on purpose to create a ‘mom quote’.”
“You know, I think I’m starting to have hot flashes. Or is it the weather?”
– re: summer confusion
“As long as you don’t have to do a tattoo to get into it.”
– re: trying out for roller derby
“I’m old.”
– re: “You’re hot then you’re cold…” - Katy Perry
“Why are you talking to gay people? Baby, are you also? Don’t give me a heart...”
– Submitted by: Leah
“Someone “dog”.”
– re: Snoop Dogg
“Now, these Kardashians — are they nuts?”
– re: Teen Choice Awards musings
“This is Eminem? He’s reviving, or what? That’s only because rap is...”
– re: revival musings
“I normally don’t like rum and coke, but as I get older, things change.”
– re: Bacardi spiced rum
“What are Daisy Dukes?”
– re: things moms want to know
“I’ve never seen that show… and everyone runs their life by Jersey...”
– re: really?
“Why are you being dissful?”
– re: constructive criticism
“If you start making money on these mom quotes I want a part of it.”
– re: as if
July 2010
9 posts
“I think she’s been chewing weed plants.”
– re: our “hyper” cat