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What’s the difference between weed and a cigarette anyway? Weed is like, better…for you.
re: Bieber scandal
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The Hunter Games
re: obliviously literal
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I know ALL the parents — he better behave himself.
re: parental things
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I’m totally OD’ing on chocolate-junk.
re: ‘tis the season
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Today’s Thursday, tomorrow is Friday.
re: looking forward to the weekend
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She has swagger.
re: the cat’s walk
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If I wasn’t so old, people would think I was pregnant.
re: non-baby weight
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Can you help me write a little piece called “Dismantling My Life”?
re: poetic injustice
