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And then your legs don’t look as fat.

5 days ago
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The Hunter Games

re: obliviously literal
2 months ago
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I know ALL the parents — he better behave himself.

re: parental things
5 months ago
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I’m totally OD’ing on chocolate-junk.

re: ‘tis the season
5 months ago
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Today’s Thursday, tomorrow is Friday.

re: looking forward to the weekend
9 months ago
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She has swagger.

re: the cat’s walk
10 months ago
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If I wasn’t so old, people would think I was pregnant.

re: non-baby weight
1 year ago
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Can you help me write a little piece called “Dismantling My Life”?

re: poetic injustice
1 year ago
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Why would be want someone else’s wedding stuff as a keepsake? It was fun watching, but hello, I have my own stuff.

re: royal expenditures
1 year ago
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She’s so teeny-bopper.

re: Ke$ha

1 year ago
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